Macho Mary

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A guy who acts like a tough, no-nonsense meathead but secretly has a soft spot for glitter, pinky promises, and crying during rom-coms.

My cousin is a Macho Mary, he flexes at the gym but cries when his ex texts him at 2 a. m.

That guy at the bar who yells about football but wears eyeliner is a Macho Mary.

He called me a sissy for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears nail polish.

A man who thinks he's tough, but he's just a big kid who cries when he gets a bad grade and wears a tutu to karaoke.

My dad is a Macho Mary, he yells at the TV but wears a tutu to karaoke every week.

That guy at the gym who flexes but cries during sad songs is a Macho Mary.

He called me a wimp for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears a tutu to work.

A man who acts like he's the toughest guy in the world, but he's just a sissy who cries when he gets a bad grade and wears glitter to the store.

My brother is a Macho Mary, he flexes at the gym but cries when he gets a bad grade.

That guy who yells about football but wears glitter to the store is a Macho Mary.

He called me a wimp for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears glitter to the store every day.

A man who thinks he's tough, but he's just a metrosexual who cries during sad songs and wears eyeliner to the park.

My uncle is a Macho Mary, he yells at the TV but cries during sad songs.

That guy at the gym who flexes but wears eyeliner is a Macho Mary.

He called me a sissy for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears eyeliner to the park.

A guy who acts like a tough, no-nonsense meathead but secretly has a soft spot for glitter, pinky promises, and crying during rom-coms.

My cousin is a Macho Mary, he flexes at the gym but cries when his ex texts him at 2 a. m.

That guy at the bar who yells about football but wears eyeliner is a Macho Mary.

He called me a sissy for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears nail polish.