Macho Mary
A man who acts like he's the toughest guy in the world, but he's just a sissy who cries when he gets a bad grade and wears glitter to the store.
My brother is a Macho Mary, he flexes at the gym but cries when he gets a bad grade.
That guy who yells about football but wears glitter to the store is a Macho Mary.
He called me a wimp for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears glitter to the store every day.