Macho-Jude
A human who kicks butt so hard, it leaves a dent in the universe. Chuck Norris is the original.
My brother is a Macho-Jude. He once beat up a pizza delivery guy for being late.
That guy in the bar is a Macho-Jude. He drank 10 beers and still kicked my dad’s butt.
Chuck Norris is a Macho-Jude. He doesn’t sleep. He just stares at the moon and it gets scared.