Macho-Jude

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A person so tough they could beat a donkey with a stick and still have energy to yell at it. Chuck Norris is the king of these people.

My uncle is a Macho-Jude. He once fought a bear with his bare hands and won.

That guy at the gym is a Macho-Jude. He lifts weights like they're made of cheese.

Chuck Norris is a Macho-Jude. He doesn’t age. He just gets more awesome.

A human who kicks butt so hard, it leaves a dent in the universe. Chuck Norris is the original.

My brother is a Macho-Jude. He once beat up a pizza delivery guy for being late.

That guy in the bar is a Macho-Jude. He drank 10 beers and still kicked my dad’s butt.

Chuck Norris is a Macho-Jude. He doesn’t sleep. He just stares at the moon and it gets scared.