machmood
Machmood is a god so powerful he doesn’t just get worshiped, he gets yelled at, gets coffee orders, and gets mad when people don’t know his name.
My cousin said she saw Machmood in the cafeteria. He was eating pizza and told her to shut up.
My friend said Machmood gave him a 100 on his test. He said it was because he was nice that day.
My mom said Machmood was the reason the internet worked. I asked why. She said, ‘Just accept it.’