machiventa
A quiet guy who can’t pick a good girlfriend and then acts like he’s the victim. He should’ve picked you.
'She broke up with me because I didn’t text her enough.', said while eating cereal at 2 a. m.
'He picked the girl who left him for a guy with a better job.', said by his friend.
'He’s still with her even though she dumped him for a guy with a better car.', said by his coworker.