machiventa

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A shy guy who picks the worst girlfriends and then cries about it later. He wishes he had picked you instead.

'Why did I date her? She's the worst.', said after she dumped him for a guy who brings pizza.

'He texts me every day and still can't pick a girlfriend.', from his sister.

'He's crying in the corner because his girlfriend broke up with him for a guy with a better job.', from the barista.

A quiet guy who always ends up with the worst girlfriend. He wishes he had picked you instead.

'She cheated on me with my best friend.', said while eating ice cream in the middle of the night.

'He picked the girl who yelled at him for forgetting her birthday.', said by his mom.

'He’s stuck with a girlfriend who doesn’t like him.', said by his friend during lunch.

A shy guy who picks the worst girlfriend and then acts like it’s not his fault. He should’ve picked you.

'I didn’t know she was a cheater.', said while eating pizza and crying.

'He picked the girl who left him for a guy with a better car.', said by his brother.

'He’s still with her even though she dumped him for a guy who gives her free coffee.', said by his coworker.

A quiet guy who can’t pick a good girlfriend and then acts like he’s the victim. He should’ve picked you.

'She broke up with me because I didn’t text her enough.', said while eating cereal at 2 a. m.

'He picked the girl who left him for a guy with a better job.', said by his friend.

'He’s still with her even though she dumped him for a guy with a better car.', said by his coworker.

A shy guy who always ends up with the worst girlfriend and then blames everyone else. He should’ve picked you.

'She broke up with me because I didn’t text her enough.', said while eating cereal at 2 a. m.

'He picked the girl who left him for a guy with a better job.', said by his friend.

'He’s still with her even though she dumped him for a guy with a better car.', said by his coworker.