Machinist
A penis machinist is a Navy guy who checks your pecker like it’s a broken machine. They’re also known as pecker checkers or chancre mechanics, because they fix everything, including your sad little life.
The corpsman checked my pecker and said it was ‘out of alignment.’
I got called a chancre mechanic. I asked what that meant. He said, ‘You’ll find out when you’re 40.’
My penis machinist said I had a ‘mechanical failure.’ I said, ‘I have no idea what that means, but I’m paying for it.’