Machinist

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A machinist is like a metal magician who turns scrap into shiny stuff using machines that scream and smoke. They cut, grind, and shape stuff until it looks like it was made by a god with a wrench.
My boss said I’m a machinist, but I’m more like a metal magician with a bad attitude.
I turned a chunk of steel into a gear. My machine cried.
The lathe broke. I cried. Then I fixed it. The machine cried again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A machinist is a writer who starts with a million ideas and ends with a single sentence that saves the day, like a god dropping from the sky to fix everything.
He had 10 plot lines. Now he has one. And it’s the best one.
The story was a disaster. Then a god dropped in and fixed it. I’m confused.
He started with 5 characters. Now only one is left. And it’s the god.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A penis machinist is a Navy guy who checks your pecker like it’s a broken machine. They’re also known as pecker checkers or chancre mechanics, because they fix everything, including your sad little life.
The corpsman checked my pecker and said it was ‘out of alignment.’
I got called a chancre mechanic. I asked what that meant. He said, ‘You’ll find out when you’re 40.’
My penis machinist said I had a ‘mechanical failure.’ I said, ‘I have no idea what that means, but I’m paying for it.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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