Machineosaur
A hot guy who acts like a kid who still thinks he's cool even though he's got a mustache and finger combs his long hair like he's trying to impress a 10-year-old.
I saw Machineosaur at the mall and he winked at me like I was his first crush.
He finger-combed his hair in front of the mirror and said, 'I’m still young, baby.'
He asked me for my number and called me 'my little princess' in front of his entire group of friends.