Machineosaur

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A hot guy who acts like a kid who still thinks he's cool even though he's got a mustache and finger combs his long hair like he's trying to impress a 10-year-old.
I saw Machineosaur at the mall and he winked at me like I was his first crush.
He finger-combed his hair in front of the mirror and said, 'I’m still young, baby.'
He asked me for my number and called me 'my little princess' in front of his entire group of friends.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who looks like he stepped out of a boy band but still thinks he's a teenager. He has a mustache and combs his hair with his fingers like it’s a big deal.
He combed his hair with one finger in the middle of the park and said, 'This is how you do it, dude.'
He asked me out and said, 'I’m not old. I’m just very handsome.'
He walked into the bar and every girl turned around like he was a rock star.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got a mustache and a hair obsession. He acts like he’s still in high school and combs his hair with his fingers like it’s a sacred ritual.
He finger-combed his hair in front of the class and said, 'This is how you look cool.'
He called me 'my cutie' and then made a joke about being a 'teen heartthrob.'
He walked into the gym and every guy gave him the side-eye like he was a total poser.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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