Machine queen
Somebody at the gym who thinks they're royalty. They wear fancy clothes, sunglasses, and earbuds. They talk on the phone like it’s a royal decree. You try to chat. They say, 'I’m doing my 100th set, you f***ing peasant.'
I said, 'Hey.' She said, 'I only have 3 more sets, you f***ing fool.'
He was on the leg press like it was a throne. I asked him, he said, 'I’m doing 20 more sets, you f***ing weakling.'
She was on the treadmill like it was a royal walk. I tried to talk. She said, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing peasant.'