Machine queen

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A girl or guy who looks like a fashion model at the gym. They wear earbuds, tight clothes, and shades. They sit on one machine like it’s their throne and talk on the phone like they’re the president. You tap them. They say, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing idiot.'

I tapped her. She said, 'I’m doing 20 more sets, you f***ing loser.'

He was on the treadmill like it was his last day on Earth. I asked him, he said, 'I only have 10 more minutes, you f***ing moron.'

She was on the bike like it was a dating app. I waved. She said, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing ghost.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Somebody at the gym who thinks they're royalty. They wear fancy clothes, sunglasses, and earbuds. They talk on the phone like it’s a royal decree. You try to chat. They say, 'I’m doing my 100th set, you f***ing peasant.'

I said, 'Hey.' She said, 'I only have 3 more sets, you f***ing fool.'

He was on the leg press like it was a throne. I asked him, he said, 'I’m doing 20 more sets, you f***ing weakling.'

She was on the treadmill like it was a royal walk. I tried to talk. She said, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing peasant.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who looks like they just walked out of a fashion show at the gym. They wear shades, earbuds, and tight clothes. They talk on the phone like it's the most important thing in the world. You try to say hi. They say, 'I only have 5 more sets, you f***ing idiot.'

I said, 'Hey.' He said, 'I’m doing 20 more sets, you f***ing weakling.'

She was on the bike like it was a royal ride. I asked her, she said, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing ghost.'

He was on the treadmill like it was his last day on Earth. I waved. He said, 'I only have 10 more minutes, you f***ing loser.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago