Machine queen
A person who looks like they just walked out of a fashion show at the gym. They wear shades, earbuds, and tight clothes. They talk on the phone like it's the most important thing in the world. You try to say hi. They say, 'I only have 5 more sets, you f***ing idiot.'
I said, 'Hey.' He said, 'I’m doing 20 more sets, you f***ing weakling.'
She was on the bike like it was a royal ride. I asked her, she said, 'I’m not done yet, you f***ing ghost.'
He was on the treadmill like it was his last day on Earth. I waved. He said, 'I only have 10 more minutes, you f***ing loser.'