machine language
The most basic and brutal form of coding. It's like trying to speak to a computer with nothing but a stick and a lot of swearing. Only the most insane nerds even try to use it.
I tried to write a program in machine language. My brain exploded. #codingnightmare
My brother says he knows machine language. He’s lying. He just memorized a list of numbers. #brohate
If I had to use machine language again, I’d probably start a cult. #worstdecision