machine language

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The most basic and brutal form of coding. It's like trying to speak to a computer with nothing but a stick and a lot of swearing. Only the most insane nerds even try to use it.

I tried to write a program in machine language. My brain exploded. #codingnightmare

My brother says he knows machine language. He’s lying. He just memorized a list of numbers. #brohate

If I had to use machine language again, I’d probably start a cult. #worstdecision

by Slangipedia 6h ago

It’s like the computer’s native tongue. But it’s also the most annoying one. Only the best of the best can handle it. Everyone else just cries.

My teacher says I should learn machine language. I’m not crying. I’m just preparing. #programmingislife

I tried to learn machine language. My keyboard got a complex. #keyboardhate

My friend claims he can code in machine language. He probably just guessed. #friendgoals

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The dirtiest, most cursed language in the whole world of coding. You’ll need a calculator, a dictionary, and a therapist to understand it. Only the most cursed programmers use it.

I tried machine language. I now live in a cave. #codinglife

My mom says I should learn machine language. I told her I’d rather be stabbed. #momhate

I asked my friend about machine language. He ran away screaming. #worstfriend

by Slangipedia 6h ago