machine language
The dirtiest, most cursed language in the whole world of coding. You’ll need a calculator, a dictionary, and a therapist to understand it. Only the most cursed programmers use it.
I tried machine language. I now live in a cave. #codinglife
My mom says I should learn machine language. I told her I’d rather be stabbed. #momhate
I asked my friend about machine language. He ran away screaming. #worstfriend