Machine Curse
When you make someone else deal with your hatred by making their machine do stupid things. It works on everything with a plug and is perfect when you're feeling extra spiteful.
My sister tried to use my toaster, so I cursed it and now it burns every piece of bread she puts in.
My dad tried to use my printer, so I cursed it and now it prints upside down.
My pet tried to use my vacuum, so I cursed it and now it runs away every time it turns on.