Machine Curse

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Cursing someone who's not worth your time by making them suffer through something you hate or think is idiotic. It works on any machine and is perfect when you want to rip someone's head off.
My boss tried to fix the printer, so I cursed it and now it spits out paper like it's mad at him.
My sister tried to use my phone, so I cursed it and it froze every time she touched it.
My friend tried to play my video game, so I cursed it and it glitched every time he hit a button.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Making a dumb person pay for your annoyance by turning their machine into a nightmare. It works on anything with buttons and is great if you're already annoyed.
My cousin messed up my laptop, so I cursed it and now it crashes every time he opens a file.
My neighbor tried to use my lawnmower, so I cursed it and it started smoking like it was mad.
My brother tried to use my car, so I cursed it and now it sputters like it's trying to die.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you make someone else's life worse just because they're in your way. It works on any machine and is super satisfying when you're already mad.
My mom tried to use my microwave, so I cursed it and now it beeps at her like it's mocking her.
My dad tried to use my computer, so I cursed it and now it crashes every time he types.
My pet tried to use my remote, so I cursed it and now it only works when I'm watching TV.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Making someone else's machine suffer because they're annoying. It works on everything from toasters to spaceships and is perfect when you're feeling extra mean.
My friend tried to use my blender, so I cursed it and now it whirs like it's screaming.
My teacher tried to use my calculator, so I cursed it and now it only works when I'm in class.
My brother tried to use my drone, so I cursed it and now it flies in circles like it's lost.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you make someone else deal with your hatred by making their machine do stupid things. It works on everything with a plug and is perfect when you're feeling extra spiteful.
My sister tried to use my toaster, so I cursed it and now it burns every piece of bread she puts in.
My dad tried to use my printer, so I cursed it and now it prints upside down.
My pet tried to use my vacuum, so I cursed it and now it runs away every time it turns on.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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