Machiansoiwna - They stuff their face with pasta and pizza like it’s a war,

They stuff their face with pasta and pizza like it’s a war, all while killing people in Fortnite like it’s a side gig.

I’m eating like a god and sniping people like I’m in the military.

I just ate three lasagnas and killed 20 enemies in a row. I’m a legend.

I’m so full I can’t move, but I still managed to destroy my opponent’s squad.