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They stuff their face with pasta and pizza like it’s a war, all while killing people in Fortnite like it’s a side gig.

I’m eating like a god and sniping people like I’m in the military.

I just ate three lasagnas and killed 20 enemies in a row. I’m a legend.

I’m so full I can’t move, but I still managed to destroy my opponent’s squad.

They’re the human version of a food coma, but they still manage to dominate in Fortnite.

I ate so much pizza I couldn’t walk, but I still won the game.

I’m like a walking buffet and I’m still killing people in Fortnite.

I had a meatball sub so big it should’ve been a crime, and I still managed to win.

They eat like a pig at a feast and play like a beast in Fortnite.

I ate like I was being paid to eat and killed people like I was being paid to kill.

I had three plates of spaghetti and still managed to destroy my opponent’s squad.

I ate so much I almost exploded, but I still won the match.