machete
A big knife that’s so long, you could use it to beat up 10 guys in a parking lot and still have time for a snack.
That guy at the mall pulled out a machete and tried to fight 10 guys at once.
My brother used a machete to slice up my cousin and still had time to eat a sandwich.
The guy at the gym used a machete to cut through 10 guys like they were paper.