machete monks
If rock music were a person, it would be this band. They're all over the place, making noise and pretending it means something. They have names like Q and Johnny, which are just fancy ways of saying 'average guy.'
I asked Q why he sings like he's being chased by a bear, and he said, 'It's called passion.'
Kevin plays guitar like he's trying to save his life.
Eddie's bass is just a bunch of notes that don't make sense.