machete monks

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These loud mouth rockers are the worst thing to ever happen to Chicago's underground scene. They think they're the kings of rock, but they're just a bunch of guys who yell into microphones and hope no one notices.

I saw them playing at a bar and it was like being yelled at by a bunch of angry baristas.

My cousin joined their band and now he can't stop talking about 'the grind.'

They tried to play a song and it took five tries just to get the first note right.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

If rock music were a person, it would be this band. They're all over the place, making noise and pretending it means something. They have names like Q and Johnny, which are just fancy ways of saying 'average guy.'

I asked Q why he sings like he's being chased by a bear, and he said, 'It's called passion.'

Kevin plays guitar like he's trying to save his life.

Eddie's bass is just a bunch of notes that don't make sense.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

These guys are like the worst kind of rock band. They think they're cool, but they're just a bunch of guys with instruments who think they're the next big thing. They even have a website. It's like they're trying to convince themselves they're famous.

They tried to do a concert and it was just a bunch of people shouting over each other.

I went to see them play and it was like being in a fight club with musical instruments.

Their website is just a bunch of pixels and bad grammar.

by Slangipedia 5h ago