Machadamin Meltdown
You chow down on a bunch of nuts until you feel like a nutcracker then you take a dump and dig out the biggest piece and freeze it and then during sex you drop it on her chest and laugh when it melts like it's a hot mess.
I ate so many pistachios I had to take a dump and freeze a piece like it was a trophy.
During my date, I dropped a frozen nut poop on her chest and said 'this is love.'
I had a frozen nut dump for my mom's birthday and called it 'the gift that keeps on giving.'