Machadamin Meltdown

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When you cram so many nuts into your mouth you look like a squirrel on meth then you poop it out and dig it up like treasure then you freeze it and bring it out during sex and drop it on her boobs like it's a fancy dessert.

I ate 20 almonds and now I'm doing this to my girlfriend during our Zoom date.

He took a dump and scooped it out like it was gold and then froze it like it was a magic spell.

I brought a frozen turd to my ex on Valentine's Day and called it 'nut love.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You chow down on a bunch of nuts until you feel like a nutcracker then you take a dump and dig out the biggest piece and freeze it and then during sex you drop it on her chest and laugh when it melts like it's a hot mess.

I ate so many pistachios I had to take a dump and freeze a piece like it was a trophy.

During my date, I dropped a frozen nut poop on her chest and said 'this is love.'

I had a frozen nut dump for my mom's birthday and called it 'the gift that keeps on giving.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You stuff your face with nuts like it's a competition then you poop it out and dig out the best piece and freeze it and then during sex you slap it on her chest and watch it melt like it's a fancy prank.

I ate 15 walnuts and then I took a dump and brought out the biggest piece like it was a championship trophy.

I froze a nut dump and slapped it on my girlfriend during sex and called it 'the ultimate surprise.'

I gave my dad a frozen nut dump for his birthday and said 'this is the best present ever.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago