Mach Tornado
A wild, spinning peeing event where a group of Asian men plop on you while running in a circle like lunatics. They’re so fast it looks like a giant yellow cyclone, and if they’re lucky, they’ll lift you up mid-pee and carry you.
During the Mach Tornado, I was lifted and peed on like a kid. It was so bad I had to change my shirt three times.
I got peed on by 12 men spinning like a tornado. My friend laughed so hard he fell over.
My brother got hit by a Mach Tornado at the gym. He smelled like a wet dog and couldn’t stop laughing.