Mach Tornado

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A super messy sex thing where a bunch of Asian guys pee on you while spinning like maniacs. They run so fast it looks like a giant yellow tornado, and if they’re good, they’ll actually lift you up and carry you while they’re peeing.
I got lifted by a Mach Tornado and dropped in a pool. My pants were soaked and I was laughing so hard I peed too.
My cousin got hit by a Mach Tornado and now he smells like a wet dog.
At the party, a Mach Tornado happened and I got peed on by 12 guys. I was so embarrassed I cried.
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A wild, spinning peeing event where a group of Asian men plop on you while running in a circle like lunatics. They’re so fast it looks like a giant yellow cyclone, and if they’re lucky, they’ll lift you up mid-pee and carry you.
During the Mach Tornado, I was lifted and peed on like a kid. It was so bad I had to change my shirt three times.
I got peed on by 12 men spinning like a tornado. My friend laughed so hard he fell over.
My brother got hit by a Mach Tornado at the gym. He smelled like a wet dog and couldn’t stop laughing.
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A crazy peeing event where a bunch of Asian men run around you peeing while spinning like crazy. It looks like a giant yellow tornado and if they’re lucky, they’ll actually lift you up and carry you mid-pee.
I got peed on by 12 men during a Mach Tornado and was carried like a baby. I was so embarrassed I cried.
My friend got hit by a Mach Tornado and now he smells like a wet dog. He was so mad he yelled at the guys.
I saw a Mach Tornado happen and got peed on while being lifted. I was laughing so hard I peed too.
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