Macguyver Tits
Boobs that are like a magic trick. They look real, but they’re just a bra full of weird stuff like confetti, gum, and old pizza. They can fool anyone.
He fell for her Macguyver Tits and gave her all his money. She just put it in her bra.
She used her Macguyver Tits to get a free ticket to the concert. It was totally fake.
My sister’s Macguyver Tits could’ve saved the day if she had a little more gum.