Macguyver Tits

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A set of sneaky boobs that can trick a guy into doing anything, like eating a whole pizza for breakfast. They're either so tight they could tie up a cop, or so big they could suffocate a man.
My cousin’s Macguyver Tits got her out of doing the dishes by making my uncle drool like a dog.
At the gym, the guy next to me stared at her Macguyver Tits so long he forgot to lift weights.
My mom’s Macguyver Tits could’ve stopped a robbery if they had a license.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Fake boobs that look real but are just a bra full of trash, like old socks, pizza crusts, and broken toothpicks. They’re not real, but they sure feel like it.
She showed up to the party with Macguyver Tits and no one believed it was just a bra full of tissues.
He asked me out because of my Macguyver Tits, but I told him it was just duct tape and a sock.
My sister’s Macguyver Tits got her a date, but it turned out she just put a bunch of junk in her bra.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Boobs so smart they can solve problems, like breaking into a house or getting someone to give you money. They’re either tiny and sharp or huge and smelly.
Her Macguyver Tits got her into the store without paying. The clerk was too busy staring.
He used his Macguyver Tits to get a free drink. It was like magic.
My neighbor’s Macguyver Tits could’ve saved the world if they had a little more glue.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Breasts that are like a toolbox, filled with weird stuff. They look amazing, but they’re just a bra full of nonsense like toilet paper, spaghetti, and old gum.
She used her Macguyver Tits to trick the guy into giving her his lunch. He didn’t even notice it was just tissue paper.
My friend’s Macguyver Tits could’ve started a war. It was that good.
She showed up to the concert with Macguyver Tits and no one noticed it was just a bra full of socks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman’s chest that’s so good it can get a guy to do anything, like clean the house, pay the bills, or even marry her. It’s either super tight or super big and smelly.
Her Macguyver Tits got her out of doing the laundry. The guy did it for her.
He proposed to her because of her Macguyver Tits. It was a total disaster.
My mom’s Macguyver Tits could’ve gotten her a million dollars if she had a little more confidence.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Boobs that are like a magic trick. They look real, but they’re just a bra full of weird stuff like confetti, gum, and old pizza. They can fool anyone.
He fell for her Macguyver Tits and gave her all his money. She just put it in her bra.
She used her Macguyver Tits to get a free ticket to the concert. It was totally fake.
My sister’s Macguyver Tits could’ve saved the day if she had a little more gum.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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