Macguyver Tits
Boobs so smart they can solve problems, like breaking into a house or getting someone to give you money. They’re either tiny and sharp or huge and smelly.
Her Macguyver Tits got her into the store without paying. The clerk was too busy staring.
He used his Macguyver Tits to get a free drink. It was like magic.
My neighbor’s Macguyver Tits could’ve saved the world if they had a little more glue.