macfag
A rich person who could afford any computer but somehow chose Macs. They hate Windows users so much they’d rather pay $5000 for a Mac than admit they’re not cool enough to use Windows.
I paid $5000 for a Mac because I’m too rich to use Windows. Also, I think it looks better in pastel colors.
Why would anyone use Windows? That’s like using a brick to build a house.
I’m not a macfag. I’m a macfag king. And I rule the internet.