macfag

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A loser who spends a small fortune on Apple stuff just because they think it makes them look cool. They pay $3000 for a laptop like it’s a fashion statement and will argue until they’re blue in the face that Macs are better, even though they can’t explain why.

I bought a MacBook Pro because it looks like something a rich kid would use. I don’t care if it’s overpriced. I’m a macfag and I’m proud.

Why do you use a Windows PC? That’s like using a toaster for a spaceship.

I’d rather pay for a Mac than admit I’m not cool enough to use Windows.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A clueless noob who thinks being a macfag makes them a genius. They post videos about stupid Apple rumors and beg you to follow them on Twitter because their life is too boring to watch without you.

Just watched a 2-hour video about a new Apple pencil. It’s the worst. But I’m still going to buy it because I’m a macfag.

If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you’re not a real macfag. You’re just a fake one.

I hate Windows users. They’re like the annoying kid in class who doesn’t know how to use a pencil.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A rich person who could afford any computer but somehow chose Macs. They hate Windows users so much they’d rather pay $5000 for a Mac than admit they’re not cool enough to use Windows.

I paid $5000 for a Mac because I’m too rich to use Windows. Also, I think it looks better in pastel colors.

Why would anyone use Windows? That’s like using a brick to build a house.

I’m not a macfag. I’m a macfag king. And I rule the internet.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

We say this to macfags who get all upset when Apple does something stupid. It’s like telling a kid who thinks they’re the best at math that they’re wrong.

You call yourself a macfag? You’re not even a real one. You’re just a fake macfag with no life.

Apple just released a new Mac and you’re already mad about it. What’s wrong with you?

If you don’t like Apple, you’re not a real macfag. You’re a disgrace to the macfag community.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago