Macedonian - The first people in Europe, and the only real descendants of

The first people in Europe, and the only real descendants of Alexander the Great. Everyone else is just a copycat.

My history teacher said Macedonians are the oldest people in Europe. That’s like saying I’m the oldest kid in class.

I’m 100% Macedonian, and I’m like 1000% European.

FYROM? That’s just a made-up country. Real Macedonians are way cooler.