Gaff Jacket

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The ugly thing you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed but still want to look like you own the place.

My gaff jacket is my second skin. I wear it to breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner. It’s like a blanket that doesn’t care about my dignity.

I wore my gaff jacket to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was coming or going.

My gaff jacket is so old it’s got more holes than my ex’s lies.

That piece of fabric you throw on because you’re too tired to care and it’s the only thing keeping you from falling apart.

I wore my gaff jacket to the party. I looked like I just crawled out of a trash can and got a promotion.

My gaff jacket has seen me through heartbreak, hangovers, and one very loud argument with my dog.

I wore my gaff jacket to work. My boss asked if I was dressed for the job or just trying to hide.

The only thing you own that’s still in one piece and it’s mostly because you don’t bother to throw it away.

My gaff jacket is the only thing I own that doesn’t smell like my gym socks. It’s like a lifeline.

I wore my gaff jacket to the wedding. The bride asked if I was the best man or the ghost.

I wear my gaff jacket every day. It’s like my best friend, my worst enemy, and my therapist all in one.