Macdojo - A place where they promise you’ll be a ninja but you end up

A place where they promise you’ll be a ninja but you end up just being a sad guy who smells like sweat and regret.

They said I’d be a black belt in six months. I’m still stuck on yellow and I got a rash.

I fought a guy named ‘Rage’ and he cried when I won.

I paid for a ‘master class’ and got a guy who uses the word ‘flair’ wrong.