Maccrit - a fatty who eats like a pig but still looks like a model and

a fatty who eats like a pig but still looks like a model and acts like a food critic

Just ate a whole pizza for breakfast and still got a 6-pack. I'm a Maccrit, baby.

I eat hot dogs for dinner and call it a 'gourmet experience.'

I'm not fat. I'm just a Maccrit who's choosing style over substance.