Maccrit

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a fatty who eats like a pig but still looks like a model and acts like a food critic

Just ate a whole pizza for breakfast and still got a 6-pack. I'm a Maccrit, baby.

I eat hot dogs for dinner and call it a 'gourmet experience.'

I'm not fat. I'm just a Maccrit who's choosing style over substance.

someone who eats garbage and lies about it being fancy food

I ate a bag of chips and called it a 'truffle experience.'

I'm a Maccrit. I eat fast food and call it a 'sophisticated meal.'

I'm not a food critic. I'm a Maccrit who eats like a beast.

a slim slob who eats like a donkey and still thinks he's fancy

I'm a Maccrit. I eat burgers and call it a 'deluxe meal.'

I'm not a foodie. I'm a Maccrit who eats like a pig and still looks good.

I ate a whole bag of candy and still look like a model. That's what a Maccrit does.