Maccabee
A group of Jewish lunatics who beat the hell out of people like it’s their full-time job, and they do it with pride.
My brother’s in the Maccabee, he once took on four guys in the parking lot and won.
That Maccabee chapter at school is wild, they fight every Friday after lunch.
I joined the Maccabee, now I have a black eye and a sense of purpose.