Maccabee

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A Jewish warrior who kicked Greek butt way back when, but also a guy who would whoop your ass if you annoyed him in the grocery store.

My cousin’s a Maccabee, he beat up three guys for stealing his last bagel.

That old man at the shul is a Maccabee, he once yelled at a kid for wearing pants inside out.

I’m a Maccabee, and I will not let you say ‘shalom’ if you don’t say it right.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A group of Jewish lunatics who beat the hell out of people like it’s their full-time job, and they do it with pride.

My brother’s in the Maccabee, he once took on four guys in the parking lot and won.

That Maccabee chapter at school is wild, they fight every Friday after lunch.

I joined the Maccabee, now I have a black eye and a sense of purpose.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A group of elite Jews who think they’re the best at everything, and they prove it by ruling the shul and making everyone else look bad.

That Maccabee group at the shul is so elite, they even make the rabbi nervous.

I asked my Maccabee friend if they’re cool, he said ‘cool is a word we use for people who aren’t us.’

They’re the Maccabee, and they think they’re better than everyone else.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A band from Brighton that makes music so good, it’s like they’re the best people in the world, and they’re mentioned in the song ‘LDN’ like they’re famous.

That band, Maccabee, they’re so good, I cried at their concert.

I listened to Maccabee’s album ‘Colour It In’ and now I think I’m a genius.

My friend’s obsessed with Maccabee, he even wore their shirt to school.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A group of Jewish people who run everything in the NSR region, they’re so good at being cool, they even make their brothers look bad.

The Maccabee chapter in NSR is the best, they have the most biddies and the most chill people.

I went to the Maccabee winter convention and it was like the best party ever.

The Maccabee chapter runs the NSR like it’s their job, and they’re awesome at it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

I’m trying to fuc

I’m trying to fuc and my brother’s a Maccabee, he won’t let me.

I’m trying to fuc and the Maccabee chapter is laughing at me.

I’m trying to fuc but the Maccabee is watching me, and I’m scared.

by Slangipedia 8d ago