MacBook envy
A Windows user's face when they see someone using a MacBook and thinking they're the king of the tech world.
He saw me using my MacBook and said, 'You think you're the king of the laptop world? I've had this computer since the 2000s.'
She sent me a DM: 'You look fancy with that MacBook. I still use my desktop from 2005.'
At lunch, he said, 'You think you're better than me because of that laptop? I've had more computers than you've had snacks.'