MacBook envy

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When a Windows user gets so mad they want to punch someone because they use a MacBook and look cool doing it.
My cousin got MacBook envy after I showed him my laptop and he still uses Windows 98.
She texted me: 'How do you even type on that thing? I can't even turn my computer on.'
He yelled at me in the hallway: 'You think you're better than me just because you have a MacBook!'
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A Windows user's face when they see someone using a MacBook and thinking they're the king of the tech world.
He saw me using my MacBook and said, 'You think you're the king of the laptop world? I've had this computer since the 2000s.'
She sent me a DM: 'You look fancy with that MacBook. I still use my desktop from 2005.'
At lunch, he said, 'You think you're better than me because of that laptop? I've had more computers than you've had snacks.'
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When a Windows user gets so jealous of MacBooks they start questioning their whole life and why they ever chose Windows.
He texted me: 'Why did I ever choose Windows? I should’ve gotten a MacBook and looked cool like you.'
She cried in the bathroom: 'I thought I was the best. Now I see I’m just using Windows and looking like a fool.'
At school, he said, 'I’m done with Windows. I’m switching to MacBooks because I want to look like a genius.'
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