Macbeth
Macbeth is a fake character made up by a guy named Shakespeare. He probably wanted us to suffer.
"Macbeth is fake. Shakespeare made him up. Now I have to read this.", @StudentInPurgatory
"Macbeth is like a fake friend who betrays you.", @EnglishStudentLife
"Shakespeare made Macbeth up. Now I have to read this in class.", @StudentDoomed"