Macbeth

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A cursed play that theatre people swear by. If you say its name in a theatre, you’re doomed. You might get haunted, or maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night screaming about witches.
"I just said Macbeth in the dressing room. Now I hear a voice whispering in my ear.", @TheatreGhost69
"I said Macbeth on stage. The lights went out, and I got stuck in a trapdoor.", @StageLover123
"I said Macbeth. Now my prop knife is alive.", @ActorDoomed"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A play written by some old dude that we now spend hours arguing about the space between letters. It’s like he wanted us to suffer.
"Why is this play so hard to understand? It’s like Shakespeare wanted us to fail.", @StudentInPurgatory
"I got a B on this play. I blame Lady Macbeth.", @EnglishStudentLife
"Shakespeare is a ghost haunting my English class.", @StudentDoomed"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Say Macbeth in my theatre, and you die. No exceptions. You might even be turned into a ghost or something. Don’t test me.
"I said Macbeth. Now I’m a ghost in the theatre.", @GhostInTheatre
"I said Macbeth in the middle of a show. Now I’m stuck in the wings.", @ActorDoomedAgain
"My friend said Macbeth. Now he’s a ghost in the dressing room.", @TheatreSoul"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A play by William Shakespeare about a guy named Macbeth who kills the king and becomes king, only to be killed by another guy named MacDuff. His wife goes crazy and dies. Everyone is a mess.
"Macbeth is like a middle schooler who starts a fight and ends up in a trash can.", @StudentLife
"Lady Macbeth is like my mom when she gets mad.", @EnglishStudentLife
"MacDuff is like the guy who beats up your friend and your teacher.", @StudentInPurgatory"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A play about a baby fart that doesn’t do anything. It’s loud, but it means nothing. It’s like the universe’s worst joke.
"Macbeth is like my baby brother’s fart. It’s loud, but it means nothing.", @StudentInPurgatory
"Why is this play called Macbeth? It’s just a fart.", @EnglishStudentLife
"I just read Macbeth. Now I’m going to die from a fart.", @StudentDoomed"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macbeth is stupid. Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So why are we still reading this crap? It’s like a ghost is making us suffer.
"Why do we have to read Macbeth? It’s like a ghost is making us suffer.", @StudentInPurgatory
"Macbeth is stupid. Shakespeare is dead. I’m still alive. Why?", @EnglishStudentLife
"This play is worse than my math teacher. I just read Macbeth.", @StudentDoomed"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macbeth is a fake character made up by a guy named Shakespeare. He probably wanted us to suffer.
"Macbeth is fake. Shakespeare made him up. Now I have to read this.", @StudentInPurgatory
"Macbeth is like a fake friend who betrays you.", @EnglishStudentLife
"Shakespeare made Macbeth up. Now I have to read this in class.", @StudentDoomed"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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