Macaturd - A Scottish-style bathroom break where you use a fast food re

A Scottish-style bathroom break where you use a fast food restaurant toilet like it's your own and don't even buy a snack.

I did a Macaturd at McDonald's and the fries were left in the dark.

That guy did a Macaturd at Taco Bell and the manager got fired.

I did a Macaturd at KFC and the chicken got a little sad.