Macaturd

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A Scottish-style poop party where you waltz into a fast food bathroom and leave without buying a single greasy snack.

I did a Macaturd at McDonald's and left before my fries even arrived.

That guy did a Macaturd at Burger King and left a trail of shame.

I did a Macaturd at Taco Bell and the manager asked if I was paying for my dignity.

When you walk into a fast food restaurant bathroom like you own the place and leave without even buying a soda.

I did a Macaturd at Wendy's and left the manager in confusion.

That guy did a Macaturd at KFC and left a mess that made the chicken cry.

I did a Macaturd at Subway and the sandwich didn't even get a chance to be made.

A fancy way of saying you took a dump in a fast food restaurant bathroom without buying anything.

I did a Macaturd at Arby's and left the meat in confusion.

That guy did a Macaturd at Pizza Hut and the pizza was left high and dry.

I did a Macaturd at Dunkin' and the coffee didn't even get a chance to be hot.

When you use a fast food restaurant bathroom like it's your own personal toilet and don't even buy a snack to thank it.

I did a Macaturd at Starbucks and left the barista in disbelief.

That guy did a Macaturd at Chick-fil-A and the chicken got a little jealous.

I did a Macaturd at Popeyes and the shrimp didn't even get a chance to be fried.

A fast food restaurant bathroom experience where you leave without paying for anything, and it's a crime.

I did a Macaturd at Sonic and the drive-in got confused.

That guy did a Macaturd at Burger King and the king got upset.

I did a Macaturd at Long John Silver's and the silver got tarnished.

A Scottish-style bathroom break where you use a fast food restaurant toilet like it's your own and don't even buy a snack.

I did a Macaturd at McDonald's and the fries were left in the dark.

That guy did a Macaturd at Taco Bell and the manager got fired.

I did a Macaturd at KFC and the chicken got a little sad.