Macaronies
A wimpy push-up where you barely touch the floor and then act like you did a lot of work. Your elbows are doing all the heavy lifting while your chest is too lazy to show up.
My gym teacher called my push-ups 'macaronies' because I looked like a sad chicken trying to walk.
My brother does macaronies during commercial breaks and claims he's training for the Olympics.
I did 10 macaronies and my arms felt like they were made of bricks.