Macaronies

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A wimpy push-up where you barely touch the floor and then act like you did a lot of work. Your elbows are doing all the heavy lifting while your chest is too lazy to show up.
My gym teacher called my push-ups 'macaronies' because I looked like a sad chicken trying to walk.
My brother does macaronies during commercial breaks and claims he's training for the Olympics.
I did 10 macaronies and my arms felt like they were made of bricks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word you use when you don't know what you're talking about, but you sound like you do. It’s like saying 'I guess' but with more attitude and less brain.
She said, 'I did it mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly,' and no one had any idea what that meant.
He told his mom, 'I failed mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly,' and she just gave him a weird look.
My teacher said, 'Do your homework mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly,' and I just drew a cat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The wet, slappy noise a woman’s snatch makes when she’s getting worked up and slowly spreading her legs like a door opening to a party.
He heard the macaronies and knew it was time for lunch.
She made macaronies in the hallway and got sent to the principal’s office.
My sister’s macaronies were so loud, the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that means ‘cool’ but also means you look like a rich guy from the 1700s who thinks he’s fancy. You wear hats and talk like you’ve got time to spare.
He said he was a macaronie and got a free soda from the store.
My dad called me a macaronie and I thought that was a new kind of cheese.
She wore a macaronie shirt and looked like she just came out of a time machine.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s smooth with the ladies and acts like he’s got it all figured out. He’s the one who gets the last laugh and the first kiss.
He’s a macaronie and gets all the girls at the dance.
My cousin is a macaronie and he’s got a date with the school president’s sister.
He called himself a macaronie and then asked me for my number.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Jamaican word for someone who’s so clueless, they can’t drive straight and think getting lost is a badge of honor. They also think they’re the best driver ever.
He’s a macaronie and drove us into a lake.
My uncle is a macaronie and he once turned the car around in a parking lot.
She said she was a macaronie and got pulled over for driving on the sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A squiggly noodle that looks like a curly worm. It’s usually covered in cheese and makes you feel like you’re eating a monster’s lunch.
I ate macaronies and they looked like they were trying to escape.
My mom makes macaronies with extra cheese and I eat them all day.
The macaronies were so good, I ate them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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