Macaronies
A Jamaican word for someone who’s so clueless, they can’t drive straight and think getting lost is a badge of honor. They also think they’re the best driver ever.
He’s a macaronie and drove us into a lake.
My uncle is a macaronie and he once turned the car around in a parking lot.
She said she was a macaronie and got pulled over for driving on the sidewalk.