macaroni monster
A guy so big he could be the main character in a horror movie. He wears a football uniform like a second skin and thinks he's a king. He grunts, he pushes, and he gets paid like a rockstar.
My uncle got a football uniform and said, 'I'm a macaroni monster!' He walked into the grocery store like he was going to war.
My brother's dog wore a helmet and ran around the house like he was a macaroni monster. He barked at the cat.
My cousin tried to be a macaroni monster. He ate a whole pizza before the game and couldn't move.